Tea Soup

fucktheory:

Freudian, All Too Freudian

The most narcissistic question possible is, “Am I too narcissistic?”  The very process of inquiry requires thinking intensely about yourself, that is, the formation of a kind of meta-narcissism.  Like the Freudian concepts of repression and resistance, the risk of infinite regress is considerable. 

CSI is a terrible show. One girl is dumb and gets a ride with a stranger on his motorbike and the other gets a cab home. Which one do you think turns up dead?

This is like that film they showed us in high school about how to be safe at Uni. The boy does everything wrong and ends up robbed and in trouble with the police and the girl does everything right and still gets raped in the park… reassuring.

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I’ve been waiting with baited breath to see what Waterstones’ next move was going to be, ebook wise, and this is the only outcome that I wouldn’t have predicted but desperately wanted.

ladyoxeyes:

I want Viserys to be raised from the dead so he can star in a comedic spin off. Whenever I saw him on screen I felt like there should be a laugh track in the background or the wah wah wah trombone sound.

Yes. Please.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

runslikefatbear:

(SPOILERS)

Quite possibly my favorite novel by any author of this generation is American Gods by Neil Gaiman, the creator of the fantasticSandmangraphic novels and an avid beekeeping enthusiast (as well as, I believe, a current resident of my beloved homestate. Go Gophers!). It is a spectacular…

Did I ever mention that I like American Gods really quite a lot? And that it is a brilliant example of everything good about literature ever?

If you haven’t read it then purchase it, you will not be disappointed.

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I’m all internet famous.

viletruthpurelies:

Aw puppy you little shit

GPO me and mark (mark is the grumpy one)

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When you’re in a field as small as Performance Writing it really sucks not to be invited to any of the parties :P

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

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I’ve reached a new low point in my life.

I’m here, having drunk a small case of beer, in the afternoon, in my pajamas, in a darkened room, crying my eyes out over one of the worst films ever made.*

I have nothing much to look forward to right now, so why not get wasted in the middle of the day and spend my life on the sofa?

*King Arthur (2004)

Epic gpoy.

‘Pay attention to meeee! Why don’t you love me!? LOVE ME!!’

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Hey guys! Who remembers Trevor? Nope, I didn’t either. But it turns out me being pathetic dates back to at least Christmas.

I’ve had ridiculous obsessions with many men since Trevor: from the understandable, to the dim (my brother’s band mate) to the downright terrifying:

Fortunately my newest crush totally reminded me that Varg is a horrendous human being. 

I miss Trevor now.

ramblingsofian:

travalicious:

omg just read this description

whaaaaaat.

The existence of this book totally justifies the kindle as a product.

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